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AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm, #250108
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm, #233491
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


WHO'S AWESOME? - You're awesome!!


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TL

CANADA - January 28, 2010, 1:33 am, #154896
thats a sweet poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 28, 2010, 1:23 am, #154895
Okay, this oldie but goodie needs votes by newbies. It's one of the best posters ever! just sayin'.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:08 pm, #42585
Congratulations Elwood! You have just won the internetz.
Elwood - December 6, 2008, 12:21 pm, #42385
I believe that the dog breed is a BEAGLE.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:54 am, #25802
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
NY888 - October 4, 2008, 6:30 pm, #25709
She is Sarah Palin.
dz - September 9, 2008, 12:35 am, #19887
This pic is a favorite of mine! The dog is too cute, what is it?


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm, #257643
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248089
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm, #248086
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am, #237044
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am, #237017
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm, #237016
Absolutely cool!


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm, #209599
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am, #168584
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am, #168571
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am, #168569
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am, #168568
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


WHO'S AWESOME - You Are, Champ You Are


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:07 pm, #155352
It's AMSOME on this site bud


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm, #254473
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239462
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm, #222943
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am, #222933
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am, #222932
what a good ph**o!


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm, #247305
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am, #189963
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am, #154346
Coming About Captian!


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219616

more like masturbation than homo***uality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm, #219610
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-*** relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm, #219588

lolz


CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school


TAGS: christopher walken is awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:25 pm, #189695
The continental..


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am, #233254
140637


CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by dymebag

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm, #211200
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm, #211199
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm, #210285
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm, #210282
73710, basically the same as the original.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm, #190296
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am, #189966
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am, #189964
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it a** ra**d me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am, #189961
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am, #189956
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am, #189955
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.


DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230230
Hooah!


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm, #256191
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159270
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am, #136509
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am, #127892
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125667
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm, #125658
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125656
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm, #125654
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


THE DAY THE WILD SNORLAX APPEARED -


TAGS: anime snorlax amsome
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:43 pm, #189092
Everyone is desperate to avoid the anime... er... Dr.Weird thingy.


AMERICAN MUSCLE - Going 0 to 60 in 3 gallons and picking hybrids out of the grill.


TAGS: awesome chevelle
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by aintright

twill1962 - August 21, 2012, 12:59 pm, #238614
My brother had a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 with a 402 big block and a racing transmission. When you double-punched the gas you could actually see the gas needle move! It was unbeaten in the quarter and could pass anything but a gas station!
Airman - September 8, 2010, 1:32 pm, #192843
I still want one of these
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:36 am, #192787

5l nice. chevelle malibu ss?


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Kerry

Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm, #96308
having support pole in hid a** cant help


BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.


TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by composidore

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am, #232066
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm, #64426
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am, #49365
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am, #43247
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15651
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15650
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am, #15649
Repetitive


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm, #180522
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am, #180408
I love that sign!


20 Something -




DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Bull

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am, #235179
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm, #48064
hahahahahaha


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am, #216542
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by whatisgoingon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm, #248064
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by sjrslev

maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am, #233786
Chuck Norris Who ?


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm, #68963
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm, #50724
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm, #231606
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am, #230269
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


THE DREAMS -




IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome


TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm, #220792
indeed


BEAUTY -


TAGS: some do not see it
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:44 pm, #235110
nice... real beauty shines in total darkness
rerun - May 25, 2012, 2:52 pm, #235107

Not much, science has proven that they are nearsighted so we are just a blur, and who are we to doubt science?
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:38 pm, #235081

Thanks spacedog and rerun! I just wonder what THEY see when they see us.
rerun - May 24, 2012, 8:58 pm, #235074

very nice, you have a lot of great stuff that would be great at motitwist as well.
spacedog - May 24, 2012, 5:40 pm, #235069
Nice way to 5ee things. Amazing pic.


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm, #128053
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm, #128028
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm, #128023
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm, #128020
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm, #128019
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm, #128018
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm, #128015
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm, #128014
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm, #128013
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm, #128011
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm, #128010
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm, #128009
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm, #128008
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm, #128007
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm, #128006
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm, #128005
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm, #128004
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm, #128003
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm, #128001
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm, #127999
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm, #262037
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm, #247179
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm, #247171

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am, #174713
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am, #174698
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am, #174694
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am, #174693
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm, #174007
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm, #172567
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


LAWFUL GOOD - It's Lawfully Awesome


TAGS: lawful good knight awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by HeadHunter

Jas - June 19, 2009, 12:03 am, #88175
Because the vendor discounts are worth it.
Kragtast - September 27, 2008, 11:41 pm, #23879
Your wrong, ask any DM and they will say the "awesome" is reserved for Chaotic, Nuetral, and Evil alignments.


SHUT UP! - And get me a sandwich.




WOW, ITS SO METAL -


TAGS: wow metal awesome haha funny
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Josh A.

Dewy141 - March 20, 2011, 7:59 pm, #214782
Holy crap. I didn't think my picture was even posted. =D


CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm, #243449
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm, #214005
I rate it lowly because its true


SOME PEOPLE - Are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them


TAGS: some people
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 1:20 pm, #229116
Hahaha, very true indeed, nevermind ricochet and self injury lol thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:31 pm, #228849
plus you might miss and put down an innocent sm5rt bypasser :)


Muslima -


TAGS: awesome islam lol burka
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

EmilioDumphque - April 21, 2013, 2:33 pm, #245257
If only they would stick to flipping people off.


SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




WHEN RIDING A BIKE - Don't let anyone think you're wearing a helmet.




ABORTION -


TAGS: abortion awesome kid dead
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Robert the Burninator

corbett06 - September 13, 2009, 9:38 pm, #117430
would be a better pic if the vehicle wasn't in park
Mark - February 26, 2009, 3:05 pm, #62021
Here's the punch line...Scorpio7 was retro-actively aborted by MotiFake. Bye Bye, too bad, so sad, sux to be you.
u suck - February 22, 2009, 3:22 am, #61198
u ruined it
Scorpio7 - February 5, 2009, 7:35 am, #57062
Prevention is even better than abortion. Can YOU say, "Bilateral Vasectomy?"


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Defero

Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm, #12258
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am, #226222
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm, #224643

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm, #224626
well said


PARARESCUE -




A MAN'S BARBECUE - 0 to awesome-tasting in 5 seconds!!




HOLD THIS - I Need to go be awesome somewhere else


TAGS: bill murray awesome
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 10:10 pm, #212484
Elmer's hunting Wabbits
crankyhead - February 15, 2011, 8:32 pm, #212463
It's gotta suck to be Tiger Woods right now. Even Carl Spackler has more wins than he does on the PGA tour this year. 5L =)
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:25 pm, #212462
'nuff said.
autumnspirit - February 15, 2011, 5:28 pm, #212442
Haha! Love it! 5L's
Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 5:26 pm, #212440
5 lions from me...I love this.
Feasibly - February 15, 2011, 4:56 pm, #212436
Kudos indeed...5 of 'em
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:50 pm, #212427
For a borderline untouchable theme, this was played well. Kudos.


MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am, #193909
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm, #193876
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm, #193858
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm, #193849
Don't blink.


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by caveman

Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm, #238174
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm, #238142
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


SOMETIMES -




AMSOME -


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm, #196781
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm, #196780

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm, #196779
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm, #196738
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am, #196703
LOL!
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am, #196697
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am, #196689
Coping skills. 5L


INVISIBILITY -




STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.


TAGS: tattoo spelling awesome fail
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by tito42

tito42 - May 6, 2010, 10:07 pm, #174936
yep, that was my first week. i made an account so i could make this motifake, not realizing its been done.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:14 pm, #169497
LMAO, GS! Could it be put more elegantly, I submit that it could not!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:10 pm, #169495
the balance of nature, giveth to one and wackesth an other. Tis truly a Holiday
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm, #169483
LMAO! I could've rejected based on "already been overdone in 1994", but I couldn't bring myself to reject it.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:36 pm, #169481
you mean titobvious42!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm, #169480
Why should I reject tito's attempt to educate us on the finer points of spelling?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm, #169479
LMAO! You bet I did! And, I gave it a 3! YEAH!!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:33 pm, #169478
f***ing crap tunnel 1Lion. You really didn't "Have" to did you Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:29 pm, #169475
Heh heh. Had to approve it. Welcome to the internet, tito42... first week online?


THE EMPIRE - Making you safe one planetary bombardment at a time.


TAGS: star wars planet awsome
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 7:02 pm, #239269
That's a Clovis point: The thing that killed off the new-world mastodons!
Thunderstrike - August 8, 2011, 10:18 pm, #222727
That is an amazingly cool picture!!


ALL GAVE SOME....SOME GAVE ALL -


TAGS: all gave some
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by davidj



JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed


TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm, #149374
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.


PARARESCUE -




SOME THINGS -




I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!


TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by whatukno

familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm, #194714
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am, #194675
sweet. 5L


awesome cat -


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Xearo



WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived


TAGS: this is f king awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by nobody95

Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am, #141767
You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success


FINISH HIM!!! - Anyone Who Thinks That Batman Could Beat Superman In A Fight Is A Retard!!!


TAGS: superman batman fight awesome
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Jo Jo

xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:37 pm, #133790
They're both f***ing tanks, but seriously, does anyone read this ****? IT'S f***ING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm, #133780
No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.
ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm, #113125
Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.
none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm, #109099
it's called kryptonite.
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm, #61454
Superman takes it; no match.
Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm, #61439
Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the f*** out of that faggot Batman. Shut the f*** up joey, you don't know anything you f***ing ***k squeezer.
joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm, #61380
batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the **** out of him
Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm, #54788
Hey john doe... Shut the f*** up!
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am, #39589
and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god d*** it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am, #39588
lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u f***bags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am, #39587
ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no **** einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! ***kCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:39 am, #39586
anyway...f***'em both...chuck norris beat's them both...OMG,im on the norris bandwagen now,lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:38 am, #39585
WOW!..you put up a poster of superman beating up batman,and man,will it start some drama.lmao.
poope - October 29, 2008, 4:09 pm, #31446
Yes.
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 11:33 am, #31354
We're on childish provocations already?
poope - October 29, 2008, 11:18 am, #31351
You know what? You are all Faggots! hahaha, eat **** you stupid f*** faces!
mortoth - October 28, 2008, 8:12 pm, #31234
of course superman could beat batman hes got every power under the god d***ed sun and thats why superman sucks hes boreing
your child again - October 28, 2008, 4:22 pm, #31148
Yes, "be should' have. Dumbf*** ****sucker, eat my a**, lick out my filthy diseased anus dripping with pus, and die like the sheepf***ing dip**** you are, you pile of poope!
poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am, #31088
Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!
poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm, #30818
My parents are dumbasses.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm, #30799
Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.
poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm, #30792
hey overlord... f*** you too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm, #30517
poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.
Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm, #30515
Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.
poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm, #30478
No dumb ****. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my ***k smashing down on you. You have never even had *** before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go f*** yourself
Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm, #29832
Hey, you just named everyone else that was there f***ing your Mom with me! As for your ***k, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???
poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm, #29827
Treners, The only time you have ever had *** is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my ***k!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm, #29740
Hold on a motherf***ing second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the godd*** Superman!
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm, #29738
You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape f***ing your Mom in the a**.
poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am, #29725
Hey Treners, f*** you! You stupid piece of ****. Eat a fat ***k and then choke on it you b****. I would kill you if I knew who you were.
Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm, #29509
Seriously, who f***ing cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for f***s sake.
Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm, #29501
Seriously, YOU are such a f*** face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. f***ing idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. f*** you stupid f***er
Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm, #29327
Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th
pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am, #27917
OD: thanks for your concern about my a**! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh? MWLF: you're welcome! RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a ***y nurse with big bre***s and a red box...
RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am, #27914
PRO...YOUR EMEMA IS READY!
Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am, #27911
No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.
Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am, #27910
Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am, #27903
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am, #27902
-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he ****s himself, so you smell **** and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am, #27901
Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm, #27890
I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.
Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm, #27885
In Soviet Russia girl ra** you. ^_^
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm, #27881
Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by p**** creature from the dark beyond
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm, #27876
I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb a** getting us invaded by p**** creatures from the dark beyond.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm, #27875
Nah, I'm not surprised.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm, #27874
Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm, #27871
Go suck a ***k, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-p****-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?
pro - October 15, 2008, 7:11 pm, #27854
MWLF: it's spelled "etiquette". (You faggot hoover f***er, go eat **** and die.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 6:04 pm, #27849
Ahh, the genteel manners and loquacious ettiquette of the internet!
renee - October 15, 2008, 4:28 pm, #27829
Ummm, who asked you faggot face? Why don't you go eat **** and die.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 4:00 pm, #27822
ANYONE who argues about the fighting skills of fictional characters is...well, you know the rest!


AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid


TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Nadeor

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am, #143634
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am, #143627
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #143616
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm, #143610
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm, #143608
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm, #143607
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. d*** faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm, #143605
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm, #143603
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm, #143601
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm, #143600
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm, #143599
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm, #143598
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm, #143596
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #143593
This is quality. Well done.


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am, #255721
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm, #255710
Been There .


YO HO YO HO -




THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!




ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head




PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm, #174896
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm, #130310
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm, #129636
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am, #129033
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm, #128465
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm, #128455
really mods? reallylllylyy?


INTERNET - Mine went down last night. The neighbor added a password.


TAGS: some day i ll pay
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Bovee - March 23, 2011, 7:58 pm, #215065
passwords: costing $35-80 per month.
steph1 - March 23, 2011, 3:18 am, #215017
a good friendly neighbor should go down without the correct password


LEGOS - Building the awesome one brick at a time


TAGS: lego epic awsome
Rating: 3.88/5


US NAVY SEALS -




OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm, #142217
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm, #142213
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm, #133512
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm, #133482
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm, #133471
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am, #133349
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm, #133157
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm, #133155
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm, #133138
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm, #227172
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


SINGLE -




AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm, #138920
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am, #92042
Excellent. 5 Lions.


FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.


TAGS: fire spitters awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

mariand - August 1, 2012, 6:04 pm, #237951
come on lady!... you can do better than this! :)))


EPIC FAIL - Because regular fail just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: epic fail awesome amazing
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by ZeroJustice

Dhanus - June 4, 2008, 7:19 am, #4961
epic fail? wtf? he managed to get the plane into that position without any damage, roll out the stairs and saunter out.. not even close to failing...
antonjr - June 3, 2008, 1:56 pm, #4899
wow, "epic fail" - never seen that one used before


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




pomposity -


TAGS: sometimes mistaken as flair
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 29, 2013, 9:04 am, #246082
It’s only easy if ya know. And now it’s easy. ty ML, GO’
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 11:41 pm, #246080
easy... poster number at the bottom, copy, paste and hit enter
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 11:23 pm, #246079
Hey, thanks ML. I need to learn how to flaunt some of the ones I’ve seen. That’s a pretty cool feature.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 9:47 pm, #246077
AHA!!! I flaunted it as a topper to the cake.
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 9:03 am, #246064
Hey, thanks, guys. And, yes Missy, we think alike. Cheers
Silverheart - May 28, 2013, 2:17 am, #246062
I 5d, faved, FBd too. Owls are cool like that.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 1:08 am, #246061
5L, added to favs, shared on FB... I still feel it isn't enough for this poster. This is AMSOME! (yes, I said amsome and meant it)
MissPriss - May 28, 2013, 12:00 am, #246060
lmao...the poster is great but the laugh is knowing about the only thing you'd do with an egg is crack it and then fry it...teehee nice 5L giggle.
Sho - May 27, 2013, 8:24 pm, #246056
hahaha
Greeny - May 27, 2013, 7:40 pm, #246054
lol


SILENCE PLEASE!!!! -


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm, #222350
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am, #222326
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


SUDDEN ACCELERATION -




MASCULINITY -




BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.


TAGS: someone once asked me why i like p*** so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by whatukno

LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am, #171025
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/h**_Maxim_Ph**os/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm, #136836
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little ph**oshopping or with a microphone.


AWESOME -


TAGS: awesome colbert report
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by PK

Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:13 pm, #107381
So awesome, he's amsome.
agdaniele - January 12, 2009, 2:26 am, #51415
He is awesome, but the quote is recycled... you go into the Dane Cook bin!


- An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right


TAGS: obama president usa fail win awesome
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by John

Bartimaeus - December 16, 2009, 1:23 am, #146144
I thought politifake.org was supposed to eliminate the need for this sort of debate...mbq
Ponjiu Kublic - December 16, 2009, 1:20 am, #146143
Well, uh, gee. If socialism were so great, it would not be an insult would it? But you implicitly admit that it is. On the other hand, COMMUNIST fits better. When a statement of fact IS an insult.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:18 am, #93778
The USSR wasn't any more Socialist than the People's Democratic Republic if China is Democratic or a republic, either one.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:16 am, #93777
Right-wingers can't seem to get their heads out of the Cold War long enough to remember that it was the *Communists* who were running their economies into the ground trying to deny their people freedom and liberty.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:14 am, #93775
Too bad for the Republicans that Canada and most of Europe have proved that Socialism, in the context of a democracy, CAN work.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am, #93768
I'm afraid not. It's an accurate description of the man's policies and actions spoken out of genuine concern for the country and the direction it's headed in. It has nothing to do with who's "right". You as most leftists miss the entire point.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:05 pm, #93730
Name.... you stealing quotes from Plato again?
a name of no use - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm, #93728
Can't people just use the internet to jerk off like God intended?
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:47 pm, #93545
And now my avatar is gone....time to introduce.....ELMO!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:46 pm, #93544
I can always count on you aggy. To reign me in when I start getting all nimbly bimbly. Thanks...
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm, #93542
MO, it's a lofty wish indeed... utopian, even. But then you'll get others wanting animal cruelty removed, religious removed, canadian references removed, girls that won't have *** with you removed, etc... you get it.
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:21 pm, #93540
Mr Motifake, I am writing you to BEG and PLEAD you to create a thrid site. A site dedicated for ploitical use only. Can you take a vote of some kind? A voting b***on for yea or nay? Something? These politifakes are out of control. Thanks, MO.
Anonymous2 - July 5, 2009, 8:15 pm, #93539
Idiot - a word describing someone who thinks the man named "Most Liberal U.S. Senator" will "govern from the middle" as President.


WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I SAID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!!!


TAGS: johnny depp awesome sound
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

knowitall - August 18, 2009, 11:55 am, #109486
lol hockey, what a joke of a sport.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #91991
Have a blast!!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #91990
Ok, now that's amsome! Six Flags!!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:41 pm, #91988
Agdaniele, I'm outta here. Don't eat yellow ice! Takin' nik on a long overdue trip to six flags tom!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:40 pm, #91987
AHHHH...Maybe we're finally beginning to get each other's written word.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:37 pm, #91986
And especially in hockey... ruins all of the shifts... more delicate than other sports.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:32 pm, #91983
He he! Becoming!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:30 pm, #91980
As far as hockey goes, you couldn't be more correct. It's crap! So many guys that although weren't "productive" they fit into the overall scheme of the team. Next thing you know you've got a whole new group with the exception of the 4-5 core players.
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm, #91979
Don't beg. It's not very becoming.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:22 pm, #91976
d***! Ok, but how 'bout later? Nazi me then? Please?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:17 pm, #91973
Naaaaaaah.... you want it too much!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:13 pm, #91970
Nazi me buddy!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:11 pm, #91969
It's a shame that hockey is turning into every other sport now... with free agency and greedy players. Can't keep a team together long enough to gel anymore.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm, #91967
I don't make it a habit to "nazi" those I get along with. Italian thing... turn a blind eye, you know?
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm, #91966
They don't know what they're talking aboot. Catfish? *seanism*
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:07 pm, #91965
I'm just saying...They said his chances of staying in Philly are slim. Most likely he'll be traded to *gasp* Rangers, Devils, or *wince* Penguins!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:03 pm, #91964
You talkin to ME? You talkin to ME? Hey, I'm just the messenger.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:00 pm, #91961
shmee agent! He's not goin anywhere!!! You scured me. Thought he got the trade or something serious!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:59 pm, #91960
Go ahead aggy! I can take it!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:58 pm, #91959
FINGERS...you hush your wh*** fingers!!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:57 pm, #91957
Free agent....
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm, #91956
I've done my best to curb it... working double-time as grammar and spelling nazi. There's too much opportunity here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm, #91955
Not noble knuble! You hush your wh*** mouth!! How? Why? NOOOOO!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm, #91954
Ooo and my advice is to follow Agdanieles lead on the Nazi thing....good role model for all fakers to follow!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm, #91953
Relax. I'll get there. And if you really want to cry, then I'll tell you that we have a really good chance of losing Knuble:(
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:52 pm, #91952
And on a personal note....Pack your **** woman!! Tonight!! 10am...got it??
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:50 pm, #91951
Sniff...so proud!! You'll do just fine. Just don't be too rough on me....I've got a mean case of the derk derks when I'm spelling....
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:46 pm, #91950
I know, but it's a little pet peeve. If you're trying to prove how awesome you are, you might want to BE awesome while you're doing it.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:41 pm, #91948
It's a tough and thankless service... it'll bury you here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:38 pm, #91947
Careful...once you go down the Nazi road there's no turning back!! Or as some would say....they'res no...
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:32 pm, #91945
More awesome THAN you?! I don't believe it.
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:31 pm, #91943
He is awesome, more awesome then me!!
BriaHere - June 23, 2009, 4:30 pm, #89220
Indeed Mr Depp, Indeed.
The Night Flower - June 23, 2009, 2:48 pm, #89190
YES!


QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm, #222463
should be wont eat me


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm, #253137
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm, #253131
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm, #253129
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am, #253122
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am, #253116
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am, #253115
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am, #253114
Count me in, Sho! 5L


PATIENCE -


TAGS: is a virtue to some
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bull - June 16, 2012, 1:32 pm, #236312
thanks guys! lol gary!
mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:27 am, #236306
well said
GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:45 am, #236297
I’d say this is profoundly dead on, but who cares


SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence


TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm, #222793
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm, #222788
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222761
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222760
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm, #222728
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm, #222725
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm, #222705
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222701
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm, #222699
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm, #222690
very nice! 5L


AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




POINTING FINGER -


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm, #228977
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)


VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!




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